昨天在學「比」、「比較」和「又...又...」這三個語法點。
沒想到有了又危險又刺激的操練結果。因為不能犧牲無辜的人，所以只好犧牲Stacy老師了。
老師問：誰比較漂亮。
好學生說：Mandy比較漂亮！
陷害Mandy的學生說：Mandy比Satcy漂亮。
然後再補上一槍：我沒見過Stacy，但是Mandy比較漂亮。
這些學生太可怕了！！！
老師再問：Mandy怎麼樣？
學生說：Mandy又漂亮又可愛。
發現有個學生沒說，於是老師再「逼」他說出「Mandy又漂亮又可愛」。
十分鐘下來。語法忘不了了，多學了「害」跟「逼」，然後也犧牲夥伴了。
反正大家都知道Stacy老師又漂亮又會跳舞。
Yesterday, we were covering the grammar points of "比" (comparison), "比較" (comparatively), and "又...又..." (both... and...) in class.
Little did I know it would lead to a perilous and thrilling exercise. Since we couldn't sacrifice innocent ones, they decided to sacrifice my dear parter teacher Stacy.
Teacher: Who is more beautiful?
Good student: Mandy is more beautiful!
The scheming student trying to trap Mandy chimes in: Mandy is more beautiful "than Stacy".
And then, the final blow: I've never seen Stacy, but Mandy is definitely more beautiful than Stacy.
These students are diabolical!
Teacher asks again: What about Mandy?
Student replies: Mandy is both beautiful and adorable.
Realizing one student hasn't spoken, the teacher "forces" them to say: Mandy is both beautiful and adorable.
Ten minutes later, the grammar is unforgettable, and we've added "害" (to harm) and "逼" (to force) to our vocabulary. Oh well, sacrifices were made, but hey, everyone knows Stacy is both beautiful and an amazing dancer.
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